Along the lines of Seriously So Blessed I have found a new blog: What Mormons Like, with a classic assessment:
"If there ever was one, Mormons are a mayonnaise-loving people."
Another of my favorite quotes, in reference to Mormons loving sign language:
"Perhaps sign language is held in such esteem because it allows Mormon children to talk without making noise. Particularly in church, Mormons like quiet children. This is why Mormons make quiet books, lug kids out into the hall, and even bring baby heroin (aka Goldfish Crackers) to church." (The bold is mine, all mine. If we don't have a stash of Goldfish crackers packed in the church bag, Sunday may as well be all over by 11:10).
Check out the blog. Of course it's tongue in cheek, but we all know there is always a grain of truth in the mockery around us.
And PS - I Heart Mayonnaise.